Paris to give an enema on "Simple Life"; used Britney to practice on.

Fox news reported that Paris Hilton will perform an enema during the upcoming season of "Simple Life".

So where did Paris get her training to perform such a task?

She gave Britney Spears an enema during Britney's rehab. Paris love the power and control she had as she repeatedly cleansed her former party friends bowels under the watchful eye of two nursing attendants.

Madonna wanted Britney as lesbian sex slave

Remember the “kiss heard ‘round the world” between Madonna and Britney Spears?

That single kiss triggered a chain of events that poor Britney could have never imagined.

Madonna was so wet and aroused by the kiss on national TV, she was grateful she wore black that day. Madonna was determined to add Britney to her stable of lesbian whores who she could use and manipulate with religious mantra and mind control.

But to Britney’s credit she never fully succumbed to Madonna’s hypnotic control and parted ways under the guise of taking care of her new baby.

Madonna was incensed by Britney’s rash decision so she enlisted the help of Paris Hilton to drag the hapless pop star diva back into her control.

Madonna instructed Paris to "get something" on Britney.

Under the threat of blackmail, Britney felt she had no choice but to do what Paris ordered. She found herself in compromising situations in public with paparrazi snapping photos of her slow demise and degradation.

Britney soon found herself being labeled as and replacing Paris as the "new media slut".

After weeks of being forced to party until all hours of the morning and perform numerous sex acts with strangers, Britney was on the verge of cracking. She tried to admit herself into rehab as a way to escape Paris' constant torment, but each time she did Paris hunted her down and threatened her.

In an act of pure unadulterated hatred of her former friend Paris ordered her sex slave Britney to get a pair of lips tattooed on her hip to signify Paris' pussy lips.

Paris' last act of public humiliation and degradation of the former pop star diva was when she forced her to shave her head. Paris came in buckets as she watched the hapless Britney shave her own head in a blind act of servitude.

Paris finally allowed Britney a month of reprieve from the media spotlight and made her go to a special clinic. Paris outlined Britney's treatment plan for the staff.

Part of Britney's treatment plan included various stimulation methods intended to induce orgasms of monster proportions and also produce breast milk.

When Britney checked out of rehab after her 30 day stint was complete, Paris was there to meet Britney and present her with a gift. She gave Britney a new little dog who was in desperate need of special attention. Britney's momentary hesitation at receiving the 'gift' earned her a sharp backhand from Paris and cost her a trip to the ER with a chipped tooth.

Because Paris had allowed Britney to take the unauthorized hiatus, Madonna pulled a few strings and had Paris arrested for driving with a suspended license. Madonna will ensure that Paris pays for her sloppy decision and will spend her own 30 day stint in an LA county lockup.

It's just a matter of time before more wonderful, erotic news will surface. Stay tuned.

Paris Hilton: prison bitch?

Could Paris Hilton really be headed to jail?
Complete with her new boobs and fresh off lesbian encounters with other female celebs, it seems Paris Hilton may be headed to jail for violation of her probation. LA County prosecutors are considering jail time for diva princess.
Local jails are buzzing with anticipation of Paris' possible arrival and just like in men's prison, the women are anxious to get a little taste of celebrity starcum, er, uh, I mean stardom.
Female inmates are undoubtedly signing up for the lottery to see who the lucky winner(s) will be.
Click here for an example of what Paris' first day will likely entail. Click on "older post" for the next installment.
After her rotten treatment of Britney Spears (click link to get the background story), is Paris due for a little payback? You decide.

Did Paris Hilton blackmail Britney and cause her meltdown?

It's obvious that Paris has had a huge influence over Britney the past few months. No one can really argue with that can they? But just how much 'influence' is debatable.

Has anyone considered the possibility that Paris may be blackmailing Britney?

Just take a careful look at this picture for an example of how Paris was controlling Britney Spears. Notice Paris' left hand on Britney's exposed breast (yes, it's exposed, look carefully at the underside). Is Paris tweaking her nipple? Look at how firmly Britney is grasping Paris' hand.

My instincts tell me there's more to this story.