Monday, April 2, 2007

Paris Hilton: prison bitch?


Could Paris Hilton really be headed to jail?
Complete with her new boobs and fresh off lesbian encounters with other female celebs, it seems Paris Hilton may be headed to jail for violation of her probation. LA County prosecutors are considering jail time for diva princess.
Local jails are buzzing with anticipation of Paris' possible arrival and just like in men's prison, the women are anxious to get a little taste of celebrity starcum, er, uh, I mean stardom.
Female inmates are undoubtedly signing up for the lottery to see who the lucky winner(s) will be.
Click here for an example of what Paris' first day will likely entail. Click on "older post" for the next installment.
After her rotten treatment of Britney Spears (click link to get the background story), is Paris due for a little payback? You decide.

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